Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Of Marriages, Relationships, Divorces, Sex and ETC.....


marriages

If you love someone (whatever definition of love, you relate to) then what is the volume of need you feel to get married.
Now "getting married"-- isn't it simply giving a name to your relationship. Some of you might differ here--with all your inputs comprising attributes like Caring, Sharing and that all important Responsibility..(fuck!!)...yeah so...isn't a
relationship already composed of all these things..coz if it isn't..then whats the worth of such an aspect which only works with a 'Label'...phew!!

anyways does saying 'i do" guarantees everything that a marriage promises....well it may..but read that one more time...just mere saying "i do"..does the job?....as in even if someone doesn't say it but means it--isn't it still efficient...(fuckin losers cant even say the two words.....phew!!)
the other way round...haven't you come across like a whole brigade of people who are always ready to puke out the two words every single time...as if in a cold they would may be sneeze out..."..aahh aaahh aahh I DO...."( fuckin emotional audience...ready to watch yet another saas-bahu soap)
can't two individual simply be for each other...be married rather then wedded...simply be themselves and yet ONE....do they really need a TAG (that doesn't even carry a guarantee card)..(even my lame phone carries that)

relationships

a relationship requires two or more individuals
-- really???........phew!!!
now when a guy decides to be in a relationship with a girl..(all discussions in the popular genre...besides i can't even think any gays or lesbians who would read this)...yeah so when a guy decides to get into a relationship(read: romantic relationship) with a girl...isn't the prime reason for the same is that...he finds comfort in her..as in open up your eyes mates...if you find comfort in playing guitar its just like that...the difference being...with the guitar..you really wanna co-exist with it and you either do or you do it to some level..its never the case that you don't....while with that girl/boy..its like i am tryin..lets see if it works out,,(and besides i always have other options)...relationships..with siblings,,friends,,in laws..or whomsoever...is like--depends on the taste....i only like butter scotch.....phew!!...

Divorces--

this one's too simple...
marriage-- I Do
divorce-- Do I ???
...in other words, ideally one should really divorce oneself to be married rather than wedded ...if "ideally" means anythning

Sex--this one's just for the heck of it
what is the difference between sex and making love-- majority in some recent poll says that the former is more enjoyable..coz it has 100% concentration...while making love is way too emotional----(why would you wanna make love and yet not make anything out of it..)
Sex ain't any price paid by anyone...it shear is a bloody best entertainment (plus a non-harming) one could ever have..so it isn't anything like..all these years..i have been sleeping with that asshole husband of mine cause he's been payin my bills right....forget it miss Mrs. ...way too lame...

ETC
p.s.--i have never been married..nor have had a successful relationship...my divorce status can easily be calculated...still a virgin..
and yes....i think a lot...and am reasonably good at extempore....

can we make an entertaining movie now?..( fuck you--those who understood what this was all about)

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