Of Marriages, Relationships, Divorces, Sex and ETC.....

marriages

If you love someone (whatever definition of love, you relate to) then what is the volume of need you feel to get married.
Now "getting married"-- isn't it simply giving a name to your relationship. Some of you might differ here--with all your inputs comprising attributes like Caring, Sharing and that all important Responsibility..(fuck!!)...yeah so...isn't a
relationship already composed of all these things..coz if it isn't..then whats the worth of such an aspect which only works with a 'Label'...phew!!

anyways does saying 'i do" guarantees everything that a marriage promises....well it may..but read that one more time...just mere saying "i do"..does the job?....as in even if someone doesn't say it but means it--isn't it still efficient...(fuckin losers cant even say the two words.....phew!!)
the other way round...haven't you come across like a whole brigade of people who are always ready to puke out the two words every single time...as if in a cold they would may be sneeze out..."..aahh aaahh aahh I DO...."( fuckin emotional audience...ready to watch yet another saas-bahu soap)
can't two individual simply be for each other...be married rather then wedded...simply be themselves and yet ONE....do they really need a TAG (that doesn't even carry a guarantee card)..(even my lame phone carries that)

relationships

a relationship requires two or more individuals
-- really???........phew!!!
now when a guy decides to be in a relationship with a girl..(all discussions in the popular genre...besides i can't even think any gays or lesbians who would read this)...yeah so when a guy decides to get into a relationship(read: romantic relationship) with a girl...isn't the prime reason for the same is that...he finds comfort in her..as in open up your eyes mates...if you find comfort in playing guitar its just like that...the difference being...with the guitar..you really wanna co-exist with it and you either do or you do it to some level..its never the case that you don't....while with that girl/boy..its like i am tryin..lets see if it works out,,(and besides i always have other options)...relationships..with siblings,,friends,,in laws..or whomsoever...is like--depends on the taste....i only like butter scotch.....phew!!...

Divorces--

this one's too simple...
marriage-- I Do
divorce-- Do I ???
...in other words, ideally one should really divorce oneself to be married rather than wedded ...if "ideally" means anythning

Sex--this one's just for the heck of it
what is the difference between sex and making love-- majority in some recent poll says that the former is more enjoyable..coz it has 100% concentration...while making love is way too emotional----(why would you wanna make love and yet not make anything out of it..)
Sex ain't any price paid by anyone...it shear is a bloody best entertainment (plus a non-harming) one could ever have..so it isn't anything like..all these years..i have been sleeping with that asshole husband of mine cause he's been payin my bills right....forget it miss Mrs. ...way too lame...

ETC
p.s.--i have never been married..nor have had a successful relationship...my divorce status can easily be calculated...still a virgin..
and yes....i think a lot...and am reasonably good at extempore....

can we make an entertaining movie now?..( fuck you--those who understood what this was all about)

just a thought.................well just another thought

well i promise you folks that this one aint gonna be something to follow the legacy of "the generation crap"...
psst...i guess some of you might just wanna forget such thing too (that u even read such kinda stuff)
yeah so just the other evening i was thinking about stuff..n more stuff when then something like this struck my mind....
i have always wondered pitied and had taken interest in the lifestyle of the blind people....
but i think my wondering and pity are just a part of the way the society acts towards the blind...
well this article is especially meant to talk about the blind and not any other sort of physically disabled people because blind people are disabled in a very different manner as compared to people with other disabilities.

well people i believe that if this world the non-blind people acted with a little more sense with the blind...i think life would have been a little more relaxed and a little less complaining for them(the blind)
i think the upbringing of the blind is done in a set manner..the start of which includes telling them that they have a disability that they cant see

"NOW,,when a child is born he/she doesn't know what it is to see, hear, talk or taste or whatever till he/she does all those things and is told that they have done all those things."
now i am not gonna explain that quoted text i just mentioned coz that would be very lenghty to do so...
now assuming that u got what i wrote i am gonna go forward with my thought...yeah so..i believe that if the blind is never told that he is blind as in that he has the disability of not seeing things...coz mind it he/she doesnt know what it is to see....and he is left in ignorance that the world is like this only and all the people are like him/her with the same capabilities...then in that case the world might be a little positive and comfortable for him/her.
as in taking the ever-existing scenario where the blind are told about their disability they still find their way out to survive in this world,,i mean its not that they depend totally on the support of others..as in they find their ways to help themselves...
So if they still do that under the positive feeling that they are the same as everyone else and that everyone grows up helping each other..(coz then they will think that their aiders also were aided once) ALL this combined with their fighting spirit can do much better things to them and their life,,,,at least this is what i think and believe

now some of you might think that this all is might be good catchy stuff to write in blogs or speeches or whatever...but its not feasible to do such stuff in real life as in they(the blind) might ask you how are u able to drive a car and i can't and many more things like that....but then we all are humans and we all have a tendency to figure out things...and besides--its just another thought

the generation crap

oh my god--i think this was the kind of reaction i had to myself when i read that ketchup script post of mine...what the fuck,,,
as i surfed through other blogs written by other people over various other aspects....
i realized something about the general mindset of the this-generation people..(as in people who write these blogs---yeah it includes people like me too)...
there's a general feeling of some kind of chin-up attitude in people when the fill in their blogs or for that matter even when they fill in the "about me" sections of their profiles on various web communities like orkut etc....
as in it looks like maybe the good usage of words is aiding us to score some points or in some way making us look superior or whatever..(if u cud get what i am trying to say)
sometimes i really feel that this "generation" considers itself far more superior and intellectually advanced over the previous generations at the time when they were the same age as that of those whose who write these blogs are....
maybe these are just my views but what the hell i can write whatever the shit i want to,,;)

ya so back to my topic.."the generation crap"--it really makes me pneumonic whenever i read any such stuff or even write any such crap myself...as in its pathetic..just for the simple reason that people have got this media in their reach they use it for god knows what all--i really don't know much about the previous generation folks but i do feel that even though they were not as well equipped with such kind of an interface yet they would have been more successful in their quest for exploring their intellect....
as in its really a "crap world" out here....people aged 18-24 writing "what not" on the life they live...writing poetry like me...writing long passages such as these and all that crap...
i think half the times their explanations,,questions..answers,.the world is a fucked up place and a puzzle not easy to be solved theories..make less sense to those who wrote them than to the "discombobulated" readers...yeah u would find words like those too in many of the textual extravaganzas

though these "things" they(or lets say "we"..) write make sense sometimes too...but the question that miffs me is why?,,,why are these things being written about the things we don't even understand...as in its too premature to write or say anything about them...
lemme give u an example..the other day i read a whole page post written by a 20 yr old girl on "life"..and i got just 3 words to say after reading all the shit that she had offered--ha ha ha....yeah thats it..as in i myself don't know much about life's theories and here is someone...who out of her 20 yrs on this earth didn't even know how to spit properly for the first 10 yrs of her life and spend the next 5 yrs learning that...and with a GIGANTIC 5 years of experience is ready to pass judgments on the ups and downs of life...
i don't say that writing such things or blogging like this is bad or unjustified or whatever...but i do think that the cause or the motive of such writings or speeches for that matter,,is just not the worth..as it might be taking away the innocence that a someone possess way too soon...
i mean---what the hell...forget what i mean...
i am pretty sure i don't need to write more as the much intellectual readers community would have come to know what the fuck this was all about....
hell--just look at this...another page full of "the generation crap"----

what the fuck!!!

the ketchup script

well just the other day at nakul's & khullar's birthday party most of us ordered pizzas and lara & kams ordered pastas...
there were like 6 different types of pizzas and as i mentioned 2 different pastas
there was a bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup on our side of the table and another side where karan, purva etc were sittin'
As it is the food took around 30 minutes to be served to us and besides we were really hungry.....
the pastas arrived first..lara's was with the mushroom sauce and kams's was somethin' red.(i dont remember the name)...
in about 5 more minutes the pizzas were on the table too....swati,mukky etc having non-veg and others like me n priyanka had veg. and yes how cud i forget there were Garlic breads too...
As everyone gulped in huge chunks of the pizzas & some like kams slurped in the pasta while saurabh , jatin , n I decided to feast upon the garlic breads first,, i couldn't help but notice the movement of the ketchup bottles throughout the table.
If my observation was correct almost no one did ever had a bite without the ketchup with it.
It was like the ketchup had the most of the importance,,sometimes more than the pizza itself.
I wasn't able to analyze myself as in what the hell was i thinking...
i decided to put to rest my nonsensical thoughts and gulped in a thick piece of the double cheese pizza with some ketchup
Then don't know what got into brain i decide to give ketchup a miss for the next bite.
hmm....the next bite didn't taste bad...well it wasn't bad at all...infact it felt pretty ok..
then i decided to repeat this for the next bite too..this time also it didn't feel bad..it was pretty much ok but somewhere i felt the need of the ketchup
now i decided to repeat this again with the third consecutive bite...
NOW,,,,,this time the pizza tasted pretty much ordinary and it was like no..i didn't order this...so i then decided to end my sans-ketchup movements and ate the rest of the pizza with all the ketchup i wanted.
Another interesting thing i noticed was that whether it was the double cheese pizza or the chilly onion or whatever..once i applied ketchup to them and took them inside my mouth they pretty much tasted the same,,,ya mushrooms on one and capsicum on the other did make a difference but then u can get whatever toppings u want...on whatever pizza u want.

Also another day the same kinda thing happened when i was trying to eat samosas at a nearby shop...i realized that the samosas weren't as good without the chutney(another kinda ketchup).
same with noodles and burgers and macronies and whatever junk food you can think of.
one thing was very common--these all needed ketchup and that too in the right amount..as in as much as you want...sometimes too much ketchup or sometimes too less of it spoilt the item's taste.
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To be less Shakespearean and more Chekhov i would like to 'elucidate' now the above text of mine.

Jack always had the fear that someday or the other he would get fired by his boss for arriving late at the office daily...how much he could try ..still he would be late daily by about 10 minutes....poor soul what could he do....his home was like a parade away and he had this old cycle to cover that distance. he always planned to save to get a new scooter or maybe a new motorcycle or even thought of shifting his place to some place near the printing press where he worked..but unfortunately all this was too out of his pocket...moreover all such overheads in his mind didnt allow him to concentrate properly on his work

and every day he went straight to the boss's room for the day's apology--although the boss liked him personally but he was a man of strict discipline so no apologies would move him...

same story -every day

one fine day--jack got fired
he was really sad,,,as he was packing his items from the desk to leave the office he cleared the table from various extra copies of pamphlets which had been published by him as part of his job that were circulated with the daily magazine.
he stood thunderstruck as he read the topmost pamphlet...he had never bothered to read or pay attention to it before
It said about a job of a licensed driver/delivery man who could deliver the evening newspaper to the out town....
that meant he could have left the press at regular time,,deliver the papers,, kept the delivery wan with himself at night and return with it in the morning to the press without getting late..
as he presumed the advertisement was a week old and the job had been taken up by someone else........

Priya never knew which time was the right time...she always made various excuses whenever Sam got too close to her and always seemed to get away with the situation.
She loved Sam but didn't want to make any physical relation with him as of now....instead she wanted Sam to pop up the question to her and then she would be ready for all of it....in her mind she was so ready to get married..but she didn't tell that to Sam.. instead she would always ask Sam to take her to the most pinkish of places where romance was the fragrance of the air...but to her disappointment Sam would again wanna get too cozy and too much into her..and again the same old parry the blow stuff..
It had been 6 months of this stupid game of hers...and she wasn't able to make Sam propose her for marriage....
she sat down in her chair and thought about Sam.....
then she got up and phoned Sam...
within 15 minutes Sam was at her place...
they closed the lights and finally Sam's wish did come true......they made love...like the way Sam has always wanted...and Priya..well she was really happy and shy at the same time...but a smile though being there on her face still she felt that she was lacking something..the feeling she always wanted to feel...just then...she saw Sam reaching his wallet---wow,,,he took the ring out,,and symphony played through her heart and mind..........Sam had been planning this for long...he wanted to pop up the question just after they 1st make love................

well not even close to Chekhov but i think i made an effort to make my point even the exaggerated Shakespearean way......
The thing is,,,we all in our lives try different pizzas the thick
,,thin,,extra,,deep.....whatever and still end up searching for a new type
while the solution of all the problems lie in just one golden Rule:

'just get the ketchup right'